fu** shi* nu*s

aphmoldova:

sick burns from misty

(Source: aphmoldova, via dw)

あんたバカァ?!

(Source: toukaaa, via vanillish)

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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(Source: digitalpubliclibrary, via wasiangod)

kunaigirl:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

WHAT

kunaigirl:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

WHAT

(via thatssomesha)

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

(via awkwardvagina)

shailenes:

TIME: “Do you consider yourself a feminist?”

Shailene Woodley: ”No because I love men, and I think the idea of ‘raise women to power, take the men away from the power’ is never going to work out because you need balance.”

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(Source: brennacarver, via fuckyeahloldemort)

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

(via humoristics)

galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

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(via ernoticon)

Person: Have you seen that episode where...

Me: I have seen every episode, go on

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

(Source: yodiscrepo, via fuckyeahloldemort)

eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

(via firefoxed)