Just completed the kalos pokedex :-) very shitty reward does

Can anyone trade me their yveltal just for a second? Want to complete my pokedex last pokemon I need for all 3 :/ I’ll trade my xerneas in case someone’s wary.

ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

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what the shit

they are wearing ties

what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”

I need help on banks now.. I need to sign up for one for when I go to university. Apparently it’s best to sign up for one with the best overdraft and goodies, which seems to be Santander since I can get a 1,500 overdraft at 0% and a free railcard for 3 years. Help???

I go to Northumbria so I can’t speak for the uni but Newcastle is the best place to live ever!

I’ve only heard good things about the city and I had good vibes when I looked around myself so I’m really excited :-) 

at the resturant with bae
waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

punkweight replied to your post: Also, does anyone go to Newcastle univ…

what u studying?

japanese and french. Are you going to newcastle??

Also, does anyone go to Newcastle university? It’s my firm choice and I have no clue once again as to where I should go.. suggestions anyone?