Just completed the kalos pokedex :-) very shitty reward does

Can anyone trade me their yveltal just for a second? Want to complete my pokedex last pokemon I need for all 3 :/ I’ll trade my xerneas in case someone’s wary.


When the bae texts you to come over


When the bae texts you to come over


sorry sir my tears ruined my homework





oh no it’s the tie tans




what the shit

they are wearing ties

what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”

I need help on banks now.. I need to sign up for one for when I go to university. Apparently it’s best to sign up for one with the best overdraft and goodies, which seems to be Santander since I can get a 1,500 overdraft at 0% and a free railcard for 3 years. Help???

I go to Northumbria so I can’t speak for the uni but Newcastle is the best place to live ever!

I’ve only heard good things about the city and I had good vibes when I looked around myself so I’m really excited :-) 

at the resturant with bae
waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

punkweight replied to your post: Also, does anyone go to Newcastle univ…

what u studying?

japanese and french. Are you going to newcastle??

Also, does anyone go to Newcastle university? It’s my firm choice and I have no clue once again as to where I should go.. suggestions anyone?